Britains got Superpowers - The auditions! (if only that was a REAL show ... =/)

I was coming up with some rough ideas of characters 'abilities' while wandering round the house over the last week or so. So far we were trying to draw ideas from lost as it is the basis of our parody, and I know that in lost there was two moments that we can parody quite well; the flashbacks and a polar bear that is found on the island.
As Flashbacks are integral to Lost I was trying to think of a gimmick that could make them some sort of Ability. Then I thought, what if they always turned out being adverts? so basically the main character can be having a flashback but in someway it turns out being an advert.
The polar bear will blatently fake as we have no access to a real polar bear(*sigh ..*) so me and lauren were thinking a plushie ...that KILLS!! that made me think, Could we have someone who could talk to plushies? but then again, what if they could talk to another type, but not that type and get eaten? thats another possible idea.
The final idea was to have a character who can always go in the exact OPPOSITE direction to where he actually wants to go. that could in a way prove to cause problems and maybe solve the problem at the end?
Anyways only rough ideas so yeah peace out and any feedback saying 'oh that would be aload of poop' would be apprieated ...or ignored